The absolute worst (and most hilarious) AI resume roasts of the week.
"A masterclass in 'maintaining sanity' while simultaneously losing it through comic-sans-tier formatting and the literal use of the word 'Synergy' in your education section."
"A chaotic identity crisis that somehow bridges the gap between 'I count beans' and 'I simulate Deloitte tasks for fun,' complete with the accidental doxxing of every former boss."
"When your alma mater is literally the 'Synergy Institute,' you’ve already won corporate buzzword bingo before even mentioning your 100% proficiency in being a 'Good Listener.'"
"A collection of empty headers and Kaggle-cloning that suggests you're better at following Medium tutorials than actually describing what you did for four years at Nokia."